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This is not my Current Blog

I first started the Blog here on WordPress.com. I have since moved my Blogging activity to http://www.thaimarriagerealitychecker,com on WordPress, Org

Its always summer in siam

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Oh Dear I Have messed Up

On a recent post I placed a Link to my new site at Word-press .Org. Unfortunately I have managed to mess up the Tech Side of this new Blog so Badly that I have had to Uninstall it and start over. This means that it will take me a couple of Weeks before I get back to where I was before!!!! Then I have a lot of interesting new Content to Publish.

I apologise to anyone wanting to get some Solid advice as regards Moving to Thailand and having a Relationship with a Thai Woman!! I honestly believe Thailand is a very Dangerous place for Naïve or Stupid Men. The more Good Advice you can get the Safer you will be!!

I will try to get up and running as soon as possible, the problem for me has been that Word-Press. Org definitely is built for Bloggers who are a little “Tech Savvy” I am afraid that this description does not fit Yours Truly!!!

 

I have Moved

This is just to let visitors to the Blog know that I have moved my Website to WordPress.org and will no longer post new content on this Site, although I think that ALL my Posts on the other site show up here and that if you Click on them you will Automatically be transferred to the New Site. My thanks to everyone who has visited this site and taken an interest in my Topics. Just click on LINK TO NEW SITE to see latest Content

Issan is Thailand’s largest and poorest region,many of the inhabitants are the Children or Grandchildren of Lao Parents as much of Issan was formerly part of Lao and was captured prior to the French Colonisation of Lao,in a deal between Siam and the French large tracts of Lao were ceded to the Thai’s.A large majority of the population still prefer to speak Lao and they are held in pretty low esteem by the rest of Thailand who describe them as ” Lao from a poor region!!” The behaviours described below while intended to me humerous will be instantly recognisable to any Westerner who has spent time in Issan!!
And it came to pass that Kun Noy beheld a Mighty Host of Falang.The Falang came from the Tribes of Germani and Farance also amongst them were the Tribe from Angrit and Ameriga.
And Lo Kun Noy spake unto the Throng saying Come Unto Me all ye who are heavy laden with Donla, Euro or Thai Baht! For as many as are amongst you whose balls are also heavy laden ye shall worship at the Temple of Thai Pussy!!
And Lo amongst this Host were many well stricken in years! and, verily they could not “Get it up!!” Kun Noy spake unto them saying “Get ye hence to the Temple of Boots The Chemist whereupon a magical elixir will be given unto you!!” And behold the Chemist of the Lord delivered unto them a wondrous blue amulet which had been blessed by St. Viagra!! And Lo when the “Old Duffers” drank of the Amulet they were delivered of a “Stiffy” Yeah the likes of which they had not behld since the Day’s of their Youth!!
Kun Noy also spake unto them ” Blessed are the Mug Punters for they shall see my Pussy!!”For in as much as you have given of your wealth,verily I say unto thee.thy wondrous Bounty shall deliver my people from Bondage”.”I earnestly entreat of you to understand that the needs of my Family are great, And Verily some of these needs are practicaly legal!!” “Thy Bounty will be devoured,yeah as if by a pestilance and will be scattered to the four corners of my Village!!”
Blessed are the Meek for they shall inherit the Earth,Tho verily not the “Title Deeds” on any Thai Real Estate.”And Lo shouldst thou wish to Lay with me,Thou must Build a House for my Family!!” And harken unto me when I tell thee that in as much as you should cease ” Shelling Out!!” then thou will be cast into the Abbys!!
For Verily my Boy Friend and Father yearn to Labour in the Rice Paddy and Herd the Buffalo! These Noble endeavours are not to be however as they are afflicted by a Monstrous Thirst which cannot be Slaked,Yeah even should they drink all the Beer in Thailand!! Laid low they Slumber in their hammocks where they are Ministered to by my Children,who profer unto them Iced Beer to cool them and cigarettes to soothe their cravings!!
And verily my Younger Brother is mightily afraid of Walking,and Lo time hangs heavy on him as he is also mightily afeared of getting a job!!, And Lo he yearns for a Motorcycle so that he can ” Hang with his Homies!!” And Lo my 13 year old Sister is Great with Child,but there can be no rejoicing as indeed there can be no Wedding for the Father of her Unborn Child is my Uncle!! And Lo he has given unto my Mother 20,000 Baht to keep quiet!!
My Older Sister has returned to our Village after a score of Years spent labouring as a “Go Go Dancer” in distant Pataya!! Verily she hungers and thirsts after her next “Hit” of Crystal Meth!! Woe and Thrice Woe if she cannot “Score”,For she is sore vexed and there is a great Lamentation,Yeah even Unto Wailing and Gnashing of teeth!!
As a Dog returneth to it’s Vomit,so my Mother seeks out the Nightly Card Game.Verily I say unto you that many are the times when she is Put to Flight, pursued by those to whom she “Owes a bundle”,and whose wrath is Mighteous!! My Mother when ill used in this cruel fashion is also sore Vexed and seeks solace in a bottle of Blend 285!!
And Lo my Mother, her senses befuddled by the strong liqueur spake Harshly unto my Sister.Saying,”for thou art as like unto a “Crack Whore!” And my Mother’s Wrath was indeed Mighteous Scolding my Sister thus,”Thy Legs have been apart so often that they are requireth of seperate Postcodes!!” “Henceforth you shall be cast into the Widerness for Forty Days and Forty Nights or until thou hath Nailed a Rich Falang!!”
“Heed my words Falang when I say unto thee that it is easier for a Camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a Rich Falang to depart the Kingdom of Thailand bearing with him the Wealth which formerly was His!!”

Here Endeth The Lesson

Gun Logic 101

GUN LOGIC 101

An interesting letter in the Australian Shooter Magazine this week:

“If you consider that there has been an average of 160,000 troops in the Iraq Theater of operations during the past 22 months, and a total of 2112 deaths, that gives a firearm death rate of 60 per 100,000 soldiers.

The firearm death rate in Washington , DC is 80.6 per 100,000 for the same period. That means you are about 25 per cent more likely to be shot and killed in the US capital which has some of the strictest gun control laws in the U.S., than you are in Iraq.

Conclusion: The U.S. should pull out of Washington

Something to offend everyone

A history teacher asks a class full of kids – ‘What was Churchill famous for?’
A kid at the back shouts out ‘He was the last white man to be called Winston!’

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Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?
Everybody won.
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What’s the ideal weight for a mother-in-law?
About 2.3 pounds including the urn..
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says ‘Show me it’s true what they say about black men’…
So he stabbed her and nicked her purse.
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I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me…
‘Oi, what’s your disability?’
I said ‘Tourettes! Now f**k off!’
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What’s the difference between Harold Shipman and Tony Blair?
Shipman actually did something about NHS waiting lists.
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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband ‘I must confess darling, I was a hooker!’.
He says ‘That’s all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it’.
She replies ‘Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !’.
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My grandad gave me some sound advice on his deathbed….
“It’s worth spending money on good speakers,” he told me.
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I was walking in a cemetery this morning and seen a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said “morning.”
He replied, “No, just having a sh * t.”
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I met a 14 year old girl on the internet. She was clever, funny, flirty and sexy, so I suggested we meet up.
She turned out to be an undercover detective.
How cool is that at her age?!
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I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pickpocketed..
How could anyone stoop so low?
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I just saw that Harry Potter film. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends?
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, “What’s up Abdul, won’t it start?”

Suckers Beware!

Suckers are always at risk in life,we all know this.The Suckers I am concerned with here however are Western Men who wish to litteraly Suck a Sexy Thai Nipple!! In the Thai City where I live some of the local Prostitutes have come up with a twist on the well established practise of slipping a Mickey Finn in their Punters drink and robbing him when he falls into unconsiousness!

It has been reported that a Western Sex Tourist become comatose after sucking his sex partners nipple.The Girls rub a couple of drops of a powerfull Narcotic on the Nipple when ingested by the amouorous customer the Lady waits for “The Sucker” to black out then removes everythinh he owns at her leisure!! The poor old Punter wakes up with a huge hangover his self esteem missing along with all his belongings!!

The Above Attention Grabbing Headline Is Perfectly Correct.Any Westerner in Business in Thailand can end up with a “Small Fortune”

The only prerequisite is that you started off with a ” Large Fortune!!!”

A Very Honest Thai Lady!!


An American Guy I know was telling me of an encounter with a Thai Lady.I think it is quite amusing so am sharing it.
This Chap was in Thailand where he was talking to local Women on the Thai Love Links Dating Site.

He arranged to call a Woman to whom he was attracted. Once the introductions were completed the Lady got right down to bussiness.”Will you buy a Honda Car for my Family she enquired!!Unsure if he had heard correctly my aquaintance asked the Lady to repeat her question.Sure enough he had heard correctly.

Now while this Man did not take things any further with this Lady,we both aggreed that she was being perfectly honest in stating her requirements up front! Most Issan Woman are aiming for exactly the same kind of trophy,House,Car or whatever,only they go about it in a slightly more subtle way!!

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